Shall We Call This....A House a PIRATE Would Love ?
Have you ever walked through an OPEN HOUSE for a $1,250,000 home and heard an AGENT say these things ??
“It’ll be the funniest house you’ll see all day.”
“It’s kind of like Big Bear at the beach.”
The homeowner thought the workers were laying the bricks on the fireplace too perfectly and straight, ”so he proceeded to get them drunk.”
“It’s a combination of Knott’s Berry Farm and a mountain cabin in the harbor.”
“Did you see the rock bathroom?”
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That octagonal shape in the room with the cave walls and the chandelier covers a hot tub. Those big chairs in the “River Rock Lounge” in the 4th photo are made of driftwood. The floozy behind the wheel is a sculpture. And check out that toilet.
The 3,000 square foot, 2-bedroom, 1,5 bath cottage, built in 1930, is on a canal in Huntington Harbour.
The owner was initially a horse trader, then later bought an escrow company, the Realtors said. He lived in Los Angeles, but spent weekends here with his children and grandchildren. The house was in the family for about 35 years.
It's kind of a shame to let a place like this go.....
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